borist

1.A person whos sole intention is to bore others in a fashion that is self satisfying.

2.A person who is a genius at boring people unknowing due to intelligence.

She always ended up the borist at Thanksgiving , unfortunately.

by angst4444 May 8, 2018

Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".

I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.

by LennyDipp June 30, 2016

Boris Korsunsky

Boris Korsunsky is the definition of the smartest man alive. He is seen by tiny freshman to have god-like intellect and slightly bigger seniors as a pain in their GPAs. This, however, has nothing to do with his badminton abilities. Currently, he is in 5 different world cups for physics and badminton. He speaks gibberish to the common folks but to the smart, he just has a thick Russian accent.

The students had a Boris Korsunsky as a teacher. This made their lives very difficult.

by BorisFan120 December 6, 2019

A Boris

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.

'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'

'Are you going to take that job?'
'Maybe'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'

by whatleydude June 30, 2016

Bristianity

a religion made on the queen amino on April 10th 2019 in a group chat, where followers worship Lord Brisus and share memes about the members of Queen.

"Yeah, I converted from Christianity to Bristianity because let's be honest Brian needs more love".

by KraftDinnerKid April 10, 2019

bristol pusher

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

Boris Johnson

A man who can't even adhere to his own covid guidelines.

Boris Johnson and his cronies put the UK in restrictions On Christmas 2020, yet he invites 100 people to a Christmas sesh to have some cheese and wine.

by UltimateDoge January 19, 2022