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borderphobia

You: aye we has a good time Julio
Julio: yea we did hunn? ( in Mexican acent)
You: How come I talk'in like this PUTO !!! ( in Mexican acent)
Julio: I don't know Stupid wait i think we gots borderphobia yo tambien Wayy ( in Mexican acent)
By the time you get to the border

Border patrol officer : were you boys from ?
Juilo: SACA TEJAS !!! I GOT TRUCKAS TOOOO !!! ( in Mexican acent)
borderphobia by Chubes WA October 23, 2013
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Bonerphobia 

Ever since the molestation ordeal she suffered a bad case of bonerphobia well into her adult years
Bonerphobia by DaddyD-KFC November 9, 2010

law and orderphobia 

When you keep watching law and order and never text yo boyfriend
My girlfriend have law and orderphobia

burgerphobia 

He has burgerphobia
burgerphobia by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

bordnaphobia

A disorder that causes one to unconditionally talk and bore the whole class, make learning and suck the life out of children of ages 12-18
Yo dude our teacher is so bordnaphobic.

*first day of school*

Mom- how was your day?
Kid- horrible! All my teachers have bordnaphobia!
bordnaphobia by ms.orlafl May 18, 2018

Boogerphobia 

Did you know that boogerphobia is a thing
Boogerphobia by Jon Smuth February 17, 2019

Borephobia 

Borephobia means to be scared of people named Borislav.
Imagine knowing a person named Borislav. Aaaa Borislav! I think I have Borephobia.
Borephobia by DEMLI15 November 23, 2023