You: aye we has a good time Julio
Julio: yea we did hunn? ( in Mexican acent)
You: How come I talk'in like this PUTO !!! ( in Mexican acent)
Julio: I don't know Stupid wait i think we gots borderphobia yo tambien Wayy ( in Mexican acent)
By the time you get to the border

Border patrol officer : were you boys from ?
Juilo: SACA TEJAS !!! I GOT TRUCKAS TOOOO !!! ( in Mexican acent)

borderphobia by Chubes WA October 23, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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