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Boring cuntiness
Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.
The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
Boring cuntiness by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020
Bordinal
-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Bordinal by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011
boring tuna
Tuna without added vegetables or other seasonings and/or flavorings that have been chopped and/or prepared by the Slap Chop.
boring tuna by BWallenstein May 30, 2009
Boring Fuckface
WWE wrestler Roman Reigns, originally dubbed the nickname by Bruce Blitz because of his incredibly boring, mundane and lazy efforts in the ring.
Boring Fuckface by LegendaryBacca3 March 3, 2017
Boring Couple Syndrome
Boring Couple Syndrome (BCS), also know as Isolationship Syndrome is a terrible condition that can affect couples of of all kinds, with prevalence and severity increasing proportional to the longevity of their relationship.
The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside
The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside
Single Person: Hey you guys coming to the karaoke night tonight?
Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)
Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(
Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)
Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(
Boring Couple Syndrome by MinesweeperBoozeswiper December 29, 2012
Borinquen
The ancient name of the island of Puerto Rico. Before the spanish arrived and renamed it Puerto Rico the indigenous indians, The Tainos, called the land "Borinquen", which means "Land of the Valiant Lord." Therefore, one who was from Borinquen was called a "Boriqua".
Borinquen by Prometheus 4833 December 27, 2011
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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