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boot shaft 

A white male's penis that his extremely darker than his skin complexion
Dude did you notice that Grec's got a damn boot shaft
boot shaft by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018
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Boonshaft 

To be so passionate in one's musical conducting as to raise and hold both arms in the air whilst clenching all ten fingers with much vigor, usually during a prolonged fermata. Named for the legendary Dr. Peter Boonshaft.
Dude, it's only the end of the second movement and he's already boonshafted it twice!
Boonshaft by mousekopf September 14, 2008
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Bootshat 

Mud , slushy snow or dog shit on a persons boots
Bootshat. Look at all the mud on his boots.
Bootshat by 3cats4me February 7, 2020

boomshaft 

-to steal or take an item without permission
wow! i cannot believe she boomshafted my skateboard
boomshaft by stan emeinems lover November 18, 2020

boomshaft 

Otherwise spelled bumshaft, it is the anus. Affectionately known as the marmite highway, etc.

Hails from shaft, as in mineshaft (a deep hole in the ground), boom hails from bum, affectionately known as the arse, or anus.
I know your type! You like taking things up the boomshaft!

Olga is a real dirty bitch! She loves shoving things up her boomshaft!
boomshaft by Klaus October 19, 2004

Boonshaft 

A penis, dick, or cock. Opposite of boonskeet.
Amanda was getting some of that boonshaft last night.
Boonshaft by hollabek November 16, 2007

Bootshat 

Taking a nasty, wet, Taco Bell shit within the boots (or shoes, etc.) of someone you dislike immensely.
Broski: "I just bootshat in that fag's Converse!"

Broseph: "Excellent!"
Bootshat by CrwnThyFrnicatr December 14, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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