when you are wearing shorts and you catch a bad case of diarrhea and the soft, liquidy shit runs down your leg and into your boot. common on camping trips or strenuous excercise.

hiker 1: hey what took you so long?

hiker 2: sorry i got a bad case of boot shat.

boot shat by vigz June 27, 2005

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Boomshat

The Boomshot weapon in Gears of War, said in a Haitian accent.

"eh brudda i'm gan fur Boomshat an ting!"

Boomshat by Scotty360 January 27, 2009

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Bootshavin

Failing to type a word correctly but not bothering to amend the mistake.

Often linked to use of predictive text.

A sample text conversation:

JC: I'm really looking forward to going straphawing this evening darling
Gertrude: "straphawing"? what do you mean dude?

JC: I meant stargazing, sorry, I was bootshavin

Bootshavin by Jesus "Maximus Decimus" Curtis January 3, 2011

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booshatness

A term meaning "bullshit."

That was booshatness.

booshatness by Fuck February 4, 2004

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bootstatus

1. Comparable or suitable to etiquette practiced in The Boot of uptown New Orleans, where girls love to get wasted and try to get banged out by pikes.

Dawg, thats so bootstatus, and were in LA

bootstatus by landing July 15, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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