Definitions by Klaus
boomshaft
Otherwise spelled bumshaft, it is the anus. Affectionately known as the marmite highway, etc.
Hails from shaft, as in mineshaft (a deep hole in the ground), boom hails from bum, affectionately known as the arse, or anus.
Hails from shaft, as in mineshaft (a deep hole in the ground), boom hails from bum, affectionately known as the arse, or anus.
muddy waterfalls
Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!
muddy waterfalls by Klaus October 19, 2004
wet kipper
Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.
Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!
Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!
wet kipper by Klaus October 19, 2004
thizzlewart
a plant that can be smoked like marijuana, but is a hallucinogen. When smoking thizzlewart it is common to see crazy clowns that cackle and may say things such as "clown juice" or "You're gonna die bitch" in high pitched voices.
While I was smoking thizzlewart I saw a clown with a chainsaw. I whipped out my lightsaber on his clown ass and slayed him.
thizzlewart by Klaus October 11, 2004
Klaus
1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.
Greetings, my name is Klaus.