Definitions by Klaus

Brome 

noun. Refers to a man who works out and is either maintaining his body or working to develop his current physique. References the phrase "Rome wasn't built in a day" as to imply that progress takes time. Contraction of "Bro" and "Rome"

"Brome is coming along dude, keep up the good work."

"Brome, let's go work on our aesthetics!"

Brome by klaus May 10, 2012

Yooui 

Something that is wonderful and enjoyable

That guy has yooui style!

Yooui by Klaus January 29, 2005

boomshaft 

Otherwise spelled bumshaft, it is the anus. Affectionately known as the marmite highway, etc.

Hails from shaft, as in mineshaft (a deep hole in the ground), boom hails from bum, affectionately known as the arse, or anus.

I know your type! You like taking things up the boomshaft!

Olga is a real dirty bitch! She loves shoving things up her boomshaft!

boomshaft by Klaus October 19, 2004

muddy waterfalls 

Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!

That lobster bisque must have been off. I've got the muddy waterfalls...

muddy waterfalls by Klaus October 19, 2004

wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!

Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!

wet kipper by Klaus October 19, 2004

thizzlewart 

a plant that can be smoked like marijuana, but is a hallucinogen. When smoking thizzlewart it is common to see crazy clowns that cackle and may say things such as "clown juice" or "You're gonna die bitch" in high pitched voices.

While I was smoking thizzlewart I saw a clown with a chainsaw. I whipped out my lightsaber on his clown ass and slayed him.

thizzlewart by Klaus October 11, 2004

Snowblow 

The act of executing oral sex with ice cubes located in the cavity lying at the upper end of the alimentary canal.

The promiscuous female lifeform enacted a snowblow on I.


Note: snowblow is not osculating your mate after injecting a load of semen into his/her mouth, imbeciles. That would be called a snowball.

Snowblow by Klaus January 15, 2004