boostard

the promoter of an illigitimate enterpise

the boostards at enron gefookt us all

by zebedee January 22, 2005

boobtard

When a dude goes brain dead when a nice pair of boobs are in front of him.

Dude, did you see that set on that chick at the bar, I turned into a boobtard when I saw them.

by PGB3476 May 8, 2014

bosstard

A stupid supervisor. Bosstards are a huge source of workplace problems. Dilbert's pointy haired boss exemplifies the typical bosstard.

I can't wait until I don't work for this incompetant bosstard anymore.

by Sally Ride November 11, 2006

Brostard

A short person who wears specs and stabs a bro in the back by dating the girl he was supposed to help the bro get

Bro1: hey look there is Saadi!!
Bro2: no man thats a Brostard

by Omer Mirza July 10, 2012

boontard

Noob spelled backwards with a part of retard added at the end. All the gay fags that cant play videogames are referred to as this.

:Michael still has to play NBA Street on Easy.
:What a "boontard"

by the_alec April 11, 2008

Booktard

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.

Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.

by LevArtation February 20, 2011

boomtard

Some idiot that thinks his subs need to be heard from a mile away.

Here's comes that boomtard again.

by boomscion January 14, 2008