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Booort is an expression of any emotion used by people when they are unable to express in words the way they feel.
I just can't describe what I just saw, booooooooooooooooort
by Katherine Somers August 25, 2004
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Boortzed

The result of exposure to the Neal Boortz radio show, which triggers the remission of obsessive-compulsive compassion disorder. Being Boortzed generally manifests itself in the use of rational thought and facts with which to make arguments, observations, and decisions. May also reveal itself in the desire to be successful through individual effort and being responsible for one's own actions.
After being Boortzed, Johnny realized that success and happiness is entirely within his own control. He turned off American Idol, worked hard to learn a valuable skill, and worked his way into a high-paying job by being focused and disciplined. Unfortunately, Johnny's hard earned success after being Boortzed resulted in him being subject to the heaviest tax burden while bearing repeated accusations of being among "the fortunate" who do not pay their fair share, even though his share contributes to the bulk of the total income tax burden.
by M. Anthony Tarone April 17, 2008
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boort

One of the phrases used at whitefish bay commonly used when teachers walk out of rooms or in the hallway.

Overused term along with "06 run this" and "bookworm!"
Teacher leaves room....

"BOOOORT!!!"

Teacher hears it, comes back and yells.
by umokyeano June 11, 2006
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Boortmeerbeek

a township in belgium full of skater boys that smell bad those boys usually use cancer as an insult and can't fight and they only change underwears by the week
omg those guys are so gettho they must be from Boortmeerbeek
by jjoon April 2, 2022
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boortz

the talkmaster, a libertarian talk show host based in atlanta
I listen to boortz often, you can visit www.boortz.com to learn more
by Our Fallen Republic January 12, 2004
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Boooty

A hot ghost girl's butt.
Ghost 1: "Dude, check out that ghostly hottie near her tombstone!"
Ghost 2: "Whoa! She has a fine boooty."
Ghost 1: "Awww yeah."
by Lucas_JWF December 30, 2008
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Neal Boortz

A badass Libertarian radio talkshow host.

Contrary to popular belief, Neal Boortz is not a Republican. He is often mistaken for one due to his general lack of sympathy for the impoverished and his frequent use of the word "liberal". He is, in fact, a Libertarian, which is the only true political party; the other political parties are pick-and-choosers that become easily mired with propaganda, name-calling, or idiotic non-issues like gay marriage. Boortz is just as likely to rag on stupid Republicans as he is on stupid Democrats.

Neal Boortz reviews the news every day with accuracy, then gives his opinion on the stories with contagious gusto. Doing this helps him to avoid a "slant" which is the buzz word of partisan freaks everywhere. He is usually backed by a guy that calls in every day from Capitol Hill, and he humbly accepts the other side of his arguments, usually provided by Royal and Belinda. He is also good about opening the phone lines and he will talk about anything with his callers from motorcycles and breasts to race and poverty.

One of his big hot-buttons is the so-called "Fair Tax Act". I haven't read the book that he has published on it yet, but many people have, and most of them seem to love it. But most people do love a book that suggests that the IRS be disestablished. I know I would.

All in all, a pretty likable guy that I listen to every day if I can. I wouldn't be sad if he was in the White House.
I was listening to Neal Boortz today. Most of the people who called in agree with his perspective. Those that didn't were disarmed with facts before they finished stating their little "opinions".
by One Half April 9, 2006
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