"Bill and Nancy were in the moodlast night, and she wanted to try anal, so Bill tried to deep throat her toe." "Thats Boonkus!"
Im so Boonkus I had an ostrich shit on my wife to get her pregnant.
My wife couldnt get pregnant even though when had titty sex so many times. So we went to the zoo and had an ostrich shit on her chest. The staff called me a boonkus idiot and kicked us out. We just want to have a baby.