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booby tassels 

A superhero in the Legion of Pants, characterized by the swinging and swooshing motions.
Mr. Booby Tassels apprehends a felon attempting to rob a lady of her purse by swooshing the tassles into the theirf's pupils.
booby tassels by Captain Suit April 29, 2005

booby tassles 

nipple pasties that women put on their boobs with little tassles hanging off of them. they use them for sexual fantasies and such.
"Stop swinging your booby tassles, Martha, or you will be in big trouble with Dad." (Dusty Geer)
booby tassles by Dusty Lynn June 28, 2006

Wisconsin Booby Tassles 

The act of one getting so bored while living in Wisconsin, that they take the alligator clips usually used to jump start a car battery, attach them to their nipples and to a car battery, and then procede to ask a friend to rev your car engine
God Damn, Wisconsin is boring in the winter! Lets go make some Wisconsin Booby Tassles

boob-tasseling 

boob-tasseling is the fine art of swinging ones breasts without hands to move tassels allocated on the nipples in a hypnotic circular motion...
1.lois runs some mighty fine boob-tasseling classes xD
boob-tasseling by tassel-man! August 11, 2008
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026