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booby tassels 

A superhero in the Legion of Pants, characterized by the swinging and swooshing motions.
Mr. Booby Tassels apprehends a felon attempting to rob a lady of her purse by swooshing the tassles into the theirf's pupils.
booby tassels by Captain Suit April 29, 2005

booby tassles 

nipple pasties that women put on their boobs with little tassles hanging off of them. they use them for sexual fantasies and such.
"Stop swinging your booby tassles, Martha, or you will be in big trouble with Dad." (Dusty Geer)
booby tassles by Dusty Lynn June 28, 2006

Wisconsin Booby Tassles 

The act of one getting so bored while living in Wisconsin, that they take the alligator clips usually used to jump start a car battery, attach them to their nipples and to a car battery, and then procede to ask a friend to rev your car engine
God Damn, Wisconsin is boring in the winter! Lets go make some Wisconsin Booby Tassles

boob-tasseling 

boob-tasseling is the fine art of swinging ones breasts without hands to move tassels allocated on the nipples in a hypnotic circular motion...
1.lois runs some mighty fine boob-tasseling classes xD
boob-tasseling by tassel-man! August 11, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026