boobward

It's exactly like "forward", but slightly more skewed. It refers to the irregular movement of breasts, thus it is defined as a less accurate forward movement.

Sandeep: "Mark was so drunk, he started walking boobward."
Jeffrey: "Yeah man, he couldn't even tell boobward apart from assward."

by brentschoolcolloquialisms March 29, 2017

boobtard

When a dude goes brain dead when a nice pair of boobs are in front of him.

Dude, did you see that set on that chick at the bar, I turned into a boobtard when I saw them.

by PGB3476 May 8, 2014

Boobwarmers

n. boobwarmer: refers to the space in between the top and/or bra and the boobs where the hands go, in there the hands are warmed due to the warm heat from the boobs being trapped by the top and/or bra

verb. to boobwarm: When one puts their hands into a girl's top and/ or bra in order to warm up said hands. Also works with anyone else's hands not necessarily the hands of the body the boobs are a part of.

Viktorea was cold so she put her hands in her boobwarmers.

Viktorea boobwarmed her hands.

by Boobwarmer November 29, 2011

Boobbardment

Bombardment by boobs.

They threw me an epic bachelor party with the best chicks imaginable. It was total boobbardment from start to finish!

by GiraffeDoor June 9, 2018