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boobtard 

When a dude goes brain dead when a nice pair of boobs are in front of him.
Dude, did you see that set on that chick at the bar, I turned into a boobtard when I saw them.
boobtard by PGB3476 May 8, 2014
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Boobwarmers

n. boobwarmer: refers to the space in between the top and/or bra and the boobs where the hands go, in there the hands are warmed due to the warm heat from the boobs being trapped by the top and/or bra

verb. to boobwarm: When one puts their hands into a girl's top and/ or bra in order to warm up said hands. Also works with anyone else's hands not necessarily the hands of the body the boobs are a part of.
Viktorea was cold so she put her hands in her boobwarmers.

Viktorea boobwarmed her hands.
Boobwarmers by Boobwarmer November 29, 2011

Boobbardment

They threw me an epic bachelor party with the best chicks imaginable. It was total boobbardment from start to finish!
Boobbardment by GiraffeDoor June 9, 2018
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026