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Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.
John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.
by Skttlz313 January 05, 2012
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