brentschoolcolloquialisms's definitions

boobward

It's exactly like "forward", but slightly more skewed. It refers to the irregular movement of breasts, thus it is defined as a less accurate forward movement.

Sandeep: "Mark was so drunk, he started walking boobward."
Jeffrey: "Yeah man, he couldn't even tell boobward apart from assward."

by brentschoolcolloquialisms March 29, 2017