–verb (slang)
1. to be so overwhelmed with feeling for a pair of breasts that all other faults or failures attached to the aforementioned breasts are immediately overlooked and overshadowed. Defensive asshattery usually follows posthaste.

<listens to "I Kissed A Girl">
"well that song wasn't very special"

<watches music video> <---boobwashing occurs
"i wish that was my mom"
"that was so deep"
"i will defend her honor"
"its the experience that counts"
"that was a great song and boobs"
"we like lesbians"
"future wife im calling it now"
"goddesses don't age"
"dude"
"dude we got boobwashed no we didn't that was an awesome video boobies"
"both in our brain at the same time"
"oh shit we've been boobwashed"

boobwash by CoTang July 2, 2008

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boobashank

1. an intoxicating liquid that causes a state of innebreation.

2. a profown referance to sexual intercourse.

3. to be boobasanked, is to be in a state of mental of physical inenbreation to the point which speaking, walking, or standing up become difficult.

i drank so much boobashank that i threw up.

to make babys a man must boobashank a woman to conceive a child.

i was so boobashanked last night i passed out on the lawn.

boobashank by klay leister October 17, 2008

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boob lash

When a female or a very adiopose male swings their torso rapidly, which causes their breasts to behave in a whip-like fashion.

I wish Janiece would boob lash me. ;_;

boob lash by -=AMK=- October 23, 2003

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