boobitch

A woman who wears cleavage bearing outfits then gets angry at people who stare at the presented cleavage.

Mary is such a boobitch! Why does she wear dresses that show so much cleavage if she can't handle the appreciation?

by Magicliterati January 26, 2012

Boobitch

A name for a bitch on Halloween

Man, that lady at the last house gave my a popcorn ball! She's such a boobitch!

by Faith M. December 14, 2008

Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

by JulieU July 12, 2004

Boobitch

Simply a big boobed bitch. One who's aware of the low hanging fruits she bears and the relish they serve to the hungry. Mind you, she uses them to get her ways, all ways, always.

Johnny - Man, is it just me or Lisa always gets her way around men?
Keiran - Well, she's a Boobitch and you know bosses just dig that.

Johnny - Hmm I'm done with this shit. Time for implants.

Keiran - O_o such a Boobitch...

by Wordster June 09, 2016

boobitcher

boob pain, especially after you get hit in the breast with great force. Or a when it itches extremely bad in a public area.

I had a boobitcher the other day.

by Fonzywonzy March 03, 2011