Blobitch

A blobitch is a person who bitches how everything blows. Typically, a blobitch walks slowly, eats a lot, and says "that blows". A blobitch also contradicts everything you say just to be a bitch. Also, a blobitch always thinks he is right, and even if proven wrong, he will still not admit to his fault in judgment and taunt how he is still correct just because he says so.

Example 1
You: Hey, this sandwich is really good.
Blobitch: No it isn't, it fucking blows.
You: Don't be a fucking Blobitch!

Example 2
You: I just got a new car, I love it and am totally satisfied with it.
Blobitch: Your new car fucking blows, and you hate it.
You: Shut the fuck up you Blobitch!

by Snorky7777 September 21, 2010

Brobitch

A term used to describe someone normally considered a friend that is acting uncharacteristically like a douche bag.

A half a step away from being called a flat out bitch.

"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with Kyle today?"

"Hell if I know. He's being such a brobitch today."

by GoTopes! January 12, 2010

Brobitch

A female who is considered a 'bro' or is part of a 'bro' group.

Bro: Sorry babe, its a bro night, cant chill.
Girl: But Courtney is over too!
Bro: thats differnt, shes a brobitch.

by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

boobitch

A woman who wears cleavage bearing outfits then gets angry at people who stare at the presented cleavage.

Mary is such a boobitch! Why does she wear dresses that show so much cleavage if she can't handle the appreciation?

by Magicliterati January 26, 2012

Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

by JulieU July 12, 2004

Brobitchuary

It's the list of every Bro's ex-girlfriends.

Bro did you hear about Chad? Brittany totally cheated on him. She's so added to the brobitchuary.

Also see bathroom wall.

by Brothulhu October 22, 2010

bobitch

to bitch out everytime at the last minute, so you can stay home and watch porn with your cat.

guy 1: "sorry guys, i can't make it, i have stuff i have to take care of."

guy 2: "whatever, i know your just going home to bobitch."

by hoodolicious July 24, 2010