Definitions by JulieU

Areola Boobitch 

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

Areola Boobitch by JulieU July 12, 2004