by magicliterati August 26, 2012

by Magicliterati February 07, 2012

A woman who wears cleavage bearing outfits then gets angry at people who stare at the presented cleavage.
Mary is such a boobitch! Why does she wear dresses that show so much cleavage if she can't handle the appreciation?
by Magicliterati January 26, 2012

When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.
by magicliterati March 29, 2014

I am such a self stalker. I look at my own profile much more often than I look at any of my friends' profiles.
by Magicliterati March 10, 2012

When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.
by magicliterati August 26, 2012

by magicliterati August 09, 2013
