7 definitions by Magicliterati
I am such a self stalker. I look at my own profile much more often than I look at any of my friends' profiles.
by Magicliterati February 5, 2012
When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.
by Magicliterati August 27, 2012
by Magicliterati July 7, 2013
by Magicliterati August 27, 2012
A woman who wears cleavage bearing outfits then gets angry at people who stare at the presented cleavage.
Mary is such a boobitch! Why does she wear dresses that show so much cleavage if she can't handle the appreciation?
by Magicliterati January 14, 2012
by Magicliterati January 21, 2012
When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.
by Magicliterati March 10, 2014