bonzos 

Two mutha fuckers who just need to shleep

Bed time for bonzos

bonzos by Benners6! May 14, 2018

Briggsy Bongos 

When a homosexual gentleman repeatedly slaps the buttocks of his arse-uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the Briggsy Bongos. This was named in honour of the sex-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the bum-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east Asia and the English midlands.

Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!

Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.

Briggsy Bongos by False Buttocks July 30, 2017

Mongos on bongos 

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.

By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!

Mongos on bongos by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014

Bongostan 

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.

Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?

Bongostan by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011

Jeff Bozos 

Bezos got rich by being smart, Bozos got smart by being dumb.

if you were a rich person your name would be JEFF BOZOS

Jeff Bozos by JonesGotBones February 15, 2022

Bonzo Breakfast

A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.

"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"

Bonzo Breakfast by Pip the legend October 20, 2008

Beantown Belly Bongos 

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.

Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.

Beantown Belly Bongos by t7j939 April 30, 2010