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The video is a complete bonzal, wast of time to watch.
BONZAL..
bonzal by Seaview kayak August 16, 2022
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Meaning that something is good or well executed.
"Bonza, mate, she's a ripper."
"Bonza tackle mate."
Bonza by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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Bonealized

A definition created by a Swedefag which basically means that you get a boner. Mostly from a girl depending on your gender. You can for example have this wet dream or just a day dream about a girl when suddenly your stick gets filled with blood and ready to go.
"Hey did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, I got totally bonealized!"

"That girl is a real bonealizer!"

"Suddenly she bonealized me!"
Bonealized by Bananpaj March 12, 2010

Bongaloid 

A bongaloid is a very large penis.
Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.
Bongaloid by foreign_jay January 15, 2015

bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."
bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008
Someone who has an abnormally large nose, and believes it is a gift from God.
Hayley: Dude, your nose is huge. You're such a Bongal.

Sarah: I know, I thank God everyday for my nose.
Bongal by Haylesbanana January 8, 2009
Alternate spelling to 'bonzer'. Means 'brilliant'.
She's bonza mate, one-of-a-kind!
bonza by Ash December 7, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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