The Bonza Constant is a phenomenon that occurs in the online gaming/social interaction world wherein one participant in a conversation will often claim to have muted another participant in a conversation, however, on further inspection, almost always fails to follow through on this claim and can be found out with a series of social engineering tricks.

"That's it. You're muted."
"ok bobo - you mad though?"

"I'm not mad!"

"lol Bonza Constant"

Bonza Constant by Bonza! October 16, 2022

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bonza-vista-troll

1: a female simpleton always smiling and sneering at the same time 2:a female with a short attention span easily distracted by something shiny 3: a morally bankrupted whore with an enlarged vagina

1: too much illicit drug taking reduced her to a bonza-vista-troll 2: all i had to do to avoid talking to the bonza-vista-troll was wave a roll of silver hologram contact in her direction and she forgot what she was saying 3: "a bonza-vista-troll will do anything for a quick buck but be warned having sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

bonza-vista-troll by k punani September 1, 2010

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beauty bonza

A thing that is beauty and bonza

Oi ya dingo, she's a beauty bonza

beauty bonza by Bill Ludwig January 14, 2005

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Bonadouchē

A ginger douchebag with a propensity for violence and an arrest record that may include but is not limited to: drug abuse, theft, soliciting prostitutes and physical and/or sexual assault.

Did you see the story about that red-headed scumbag on the news last night?
Oh yeah, typical Bonadouchē. How many times has that asshole been locked up?

Bonadouchē by sciflyer.25 March 26, 2014

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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