A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.

"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"

Bonzi Buddy by Joe August 3, 2003

Related Words

bonpz • bonzo • bonzai • bonez • bonz • Bonzi • Bonzi Buddy • Bonezoned • Bonzer • BonziWORLD

Bonza

Meaning that something is good or well executed.

"Bonza, mate, she's a ripper."
"Bonza tackle mate."

Bonza by Anonymous July 12, 2003

bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

BonPwned

To get owned.

Ivan got bonpwned by Ian's fist.

BonPwned by SuperSpaceMonkeyGuyPerson February 14, 2010

Bonzo Breakfast

A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.

"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"

Bonzo Breakfast by Pip the legend October 20, 2008

bonza

Alternate spelling to 'bonzer'. Means 'brilliant'.

She's bonza mate, one-of-a-kind!

bonza by Ash December 7, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026