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Bonzi Buddy
A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.
"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"
Bonzi Buddy by Joe August 3, 2003
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bonzai sledding
The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"
"That's cool... you need a beer?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
"That's cool... you need a beer?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008
Bonzo Breakfast
A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"
"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."
"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"
"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."
"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."
"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"
"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."
"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
Bonzo Breakfast by Pip the legend October 20, 2008