Bonzi 

Blackest thing to ever walk the Earth

You are merely black as Bonzi

Bonzi by Skews,dlwls,d,d February 13, 2023

Bonzi 

A purple gorilla who interacts with you as your friend! it only works on Windows XP and older windows

Have you ever heard of Bonzi?
Who is Bonzi?
Bonzi is a Purple gorilla who can be your friend and interact with you
Nice

Bonzi by DjordjeTheMaker August 10, 2020

Bonzi 

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

Bonzi by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

bonzi 

1.) The coolest fucking guy that ever existed not only on the planet Earth, but the entire universe.

2.) A purple monkey that plants spyware on your computer while he dances.

1.) Bonzi is such a fucking d00d.

2.) Dance Bonzi dance!...WTF...I was just busted for downloading pr0n!

bonzi by Not Bonzi July 2, 2004

Bonzi 

A bonzi is someone who snorts loads of coke fucks underage girls and asks friends to bury money with him so he can take it.

Shiela: guess who told me to bury 30$ in the dirt.
Alex: let me guess bonzi...

Bonzi by Bonzo7762 June 22, 2020

Bonzi 

A citizen of Canada who strongly believes that he is an immigrant.

I know a Bonzi called David who believes he is a immigrant but he is actually a citzen.

Bonzi by Box1t May 31, 2005

Bonzi 

Bonzi's are cool and loving people. Once you find a bonzi don't let him go he's one of a kind. Once a bonzi falls for you he will have a hard time not thinking about you. bonzi's are usually shy and try to stay away from people, they can tell whenever someone is good or bad when they meet them. Bonzi's usually try to go above and beyond what is expected of and will always try to out do other people so don't feel bad if they do better than you

Yo why is that guy better at basketball than me!
That's a bonzi you idiot don't even try

Bonzi by anonymous November 19, 2020