bonkeye 

one eye being straight the other being at weird angle

"is that man looking at me or looking over there?"

"he has bonkeye"

"hahaha i think i pissed my pants"

bonkeye by tro23 October 22, 2006

Bonk-Eye

The term used to describe a facial expression, or more to the point, positioning of the eyes when munted.
There are many veriations of the Bonk-Eye, see the example below....

The JT Bonk-Eye:

Left eye pointing to the right at an angle of 32 degrees
Right eye pointing upward and protruding slightly

Bonk-Eye by BenJay June 16, 2004

Bonkey 

A girl who has a very big and jiggly ass.

Damn, that girl has a bonkey.

Bonkey by TruBiDoR July 30, 2009

Bonkered

Drunk and pissed up on booze

We got totally bonkered!

Bonkered by Tinman April 2, 2004

Bonk Eye 

Means a person with wonky eyes, one looking at you, one looking for you kinda thing...

Damn that girls a bonk eyed bitch! I never know if she's looking at me or looking right past me!

Bonk Eye by Drewy2008 August 1, 2008

bonkee 

If you are a bonkee, you are a hoe.
Typical high school guy jokes...

Ex. Reese yelled, "BONKEE!" to Mckenzie, and she got pissed off.

bonkee by 10914zf October 26, 2014

Bonkeys 

1.Rare insects found only in Lacon, Illinois in '97.
2. Discription given by socially ackward gangley guys to describe an unknown insect that is pestering him, while smoking a cigarette.
3. Something Jake Bo will always chuckle at.

Ah!! OH MY GOD, NO!!! BONKEYS!!! AAAGHHH!!!

Bonkeys by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005