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one eye being straight the other being at weird angle
"is that man looking at me or looking over there?"

"he has bonkeye"

"hahaha i think i pissed my pants"
bonkeye by tro23 October 22, 2006
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The term used to describe a facial expression, or more to the point, positioning of the eyes when munted.
There are many veriations of the Bonk-Eye, see the example below....
The JT Bonk-Eye:

Left eye pointing to the right at an angle of 32 degrees
Right eye pointing upward and protruding slightly
Bonk-Eye by BenJay June 16, 2004
A girl who has a very big and jiggly ass.
Damn, that girl has a bonkey.
Bonkey by TruBiDoR July 30, 2009
We got totally bonkered!
Bonkered by Tinman April 2, 2004

Bonk Eye 

Means a person with wonky eyes, one looking at you, one looking for you kinda thing...
Damn that girls a bonk eyed bitch! I never know if she's looking at me or looking right past me!
Bonk Eye by Drewy2008 August 1, 2008
If you are a bonkee, you are a hoe.
Typical high school guy jokes...
Ex. Reese yelled, "BONKEE!" to Mckenzie, and she got pissed off.
bonkee by 10914zf October 26, 2014
1.Rare insects found only in Lacon, Illinois in '97.
2. Discription given by socially ackward gangley guys to describe an unknown insect that is pestering him, while smoking a cigarette.
3. Something Jake Bo will always chuckle at.
Ah!! OH MY GOD, NO!!! BONKEYS!!! AAAGHHH!!!
Bonkeys by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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