bonker head

a silly person; a dork

Daniel is a bonker head.

by bananaheed December 11, 2009

eagle head boner

a boner in which looks like a hourglass where the middle of the shaft of the penis is skinny with a wide base and big head.

Sally: Johnny's eagle head boner ravaged my womb last night!

by TymeWaster January 4, 2009

head boner

when a person as an abnormally big ass head that it looks like your head has a boner. It sticks out in the back

Zach has a big assssssss head boner bicthhhhhhhhhh

by head boner February 28, 2017

boner headache

When an erection causes severe head pains due to loss of blood from the head. Usually caused by abnormally large penises.

Woah woman! Calm down you just gave me the worst boner headache!

by aboutwill May 14, 2010

Boner Headache

A metaphor for a throbbing headache, which gets its name by comparing a headache to a throbbing boner.

Whoa dude, I woke up with a boner headache this morning. My head is killing me.

by xJohnn September 23, 2011

bonerhead

stupid person; person of low intelligence

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

Bunkerhead

Someone to full of self importance too busy believing they are smarter than others that they fail to realise the bus actually left them behind two stops ago......and everyone he thought he had fooled....Knew!

Take credit for others efforts to hide their own uselessness.

Big hard Don really actually thought he was responsible for coaching the girls to a league victory when he actually inherited a team that was skilled enough to do it themselves and really did nothing to contribute to their deserved victory .....

What a total "Bunkerhead" that pie eating mofo is!, hes been well bunkered (found out, exposed).

by BigJockKnewKADiv October 17, 2007