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eagle head boner 

a boner in which looks like a hourglass where the middle of the shaft of the penis is skinny with a wide base and big head.
Sally: Johnny's eagle head boner ravaged my womb last night!
eagle head boner by TymeWaster January 4, 2009

head boner

when a person as an abnormally big ass head that it looks like your head has a boner. It sticks out in the back
Zach has a big assssssss head boner bicthhhhhhhhhh
head boner by head boner February 28, 2017

boner headache 

When an erection causes severe head pains due to loss of blood from the head. Usually caused by abnormally large penises.
Woah woman! Calm down you just gave me the worst boner headache!
boner headache by aboutwill May 14, 2010

Boner Headache 

A metaphor for a throbbing headache, which gets its name by comparing a headache to a throbbing boner.
Whoa dude, I woke up with a boner headache this morning. My head is killing me.
Boner Headache by xJohnn September 23, 2011

bonerhead 

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.
bonerhead by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

Bunkerhead 

Someone to full of self importance too busy believing they are smarter than others that they fail to realise the bus actually left them behind two stops ago......and everyone he thought he had fooled....Knew!

Take credit for others efforts to hide their own uselessness.
Big hard Don really actually thought he was responsible for coaching the girls to a league victory when he actually inherited a team that was skilled enough to do it themselves and really did nothing to contribute to their deserved victory .....

What a total "Bunkerhead" that pie eating mofo is!, hes been well bunkered (found out, exposed).
Bunkerhead by BigJockKnewKADiv October 17, 2007
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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