bonker

a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked.
I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.
by Phillip G. Blackwood November 09, 2005
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1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood
by lauren walka February 27, 2006
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WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job
I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.
by Mark December 19, 2003
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Don't go bonkers!
by Aaron W. December 03, 2002
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That was bonkers dude!
by creator of many stupid words February 24, 2021
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Bananas, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo! Any thesaurus will do.
Quite commonly used word, not slang, used to affectionately describe a state of mind such as the above.
Hand-in-hand vocabulary with for example: gor-blimey, bastards!, bollockchops, well I'll be a pissed on candle, crikey, shove it up your arse, and bollocks! Used in the UK at least.(>London<)
Humorous sub-text in use due to its (click the link) 'bonk' attribute, as in copulation of the 'Carry On' sort also bonk could be a hit, say on the head that has comedy value.
To enhance, say: 'bloody bonkers' or 'blimmin bonkers' or 'bloomin bonkers' or 'absolutely bonkers' (esp.)
-He's definitely gone bonkers, that boy.' (crazy in the head)

-They told me they lost the paperwork.
-Did you get mad?'
-I went absolutely bonkers (mad at them)

-I could have sworn I left it here on the frigde, I tell you I'm going bonkers

by Ja-' Chri-' UK April 27, 2006
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Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".
he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger
by Bonkering December 02, 2014
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