Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.

TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.

Damn dude, that shit's rough.

Bonker by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll February 20, 2011

bonker

The penis on the male species

1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood

bonker by lauren walka April 12, 2006

Bonker

A mistake.

Oh no, I’ve made a bonker.

Bonker by Ralphypea May 10, 2018

Bonker

Noun

A derogatory term, normally used by a group of gentleman to describe a rather promiscuous, somewhat deranged lady who isn't particular about whom she lays with in order to heighten self-esteem

"Did you see that girl Danny went home with last night?"

"Yeah, what an absolute bonker!"

Bonker by Combat_BooBs September 30, 2017

bonker

WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job

I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.

bonker by Mark December 18, 2003