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Bonkaan Kes 

Origins: Goan Konkani.

Meaning: 1) Person with lots of hair around the asshole.

2) Hair in the arse. Could also mean an irritant, like the one hair that gets in to the anal canal and irritates like hell.

Used as an expression to tell someone not to be arrogant, or as a phrase to belittle someone.

Some may wonder why should this be an expletive, because there is nothing unnatural about having hair in the [bum.

However, if one puts it in context, i.e. the fact that white European Portuguese who ruled Goa for 400 years had less hair around their assholes. Traits of the dominating race always become aspirational in nature. Thus, local Goans - dark skinned and hairy - verbally abused one another by calling them a dirty hairy person (as opposed to being a White European and hairless person).

Hence this phrase, which is very unique to Goa, with no parallel found anywhere else in India, not even among the mixed bred Anglo-Indians.
1) Konaak Bom Marta? Tujhe Bonkaan Kes! (Who are you shouting at? Your a hairy-asshole person).

2) Get Lost you dumb idiot. Tujhe Bonkaa Kes!

3) Tho ek Bonkaan Kes re. (He is a hair (subs. pain) in the ass! - rare usage
Bonkaan Kes by Humblybob March 31, 2009

Bunkasaurus Rex 

The best of all the dinosaurs. The Bunkasaurus Rex is a long legged, ginger colored creature who has a strange obsession with cats. It is attracted to all things jewish, and things with the initials N.M. The Bunkasaurus Rex is sometimes called Bunky as a nickname, and it enjoys raping people's formsprings. It likes to eat rats and Cape Cod potato chips as snacks, and loves the restaurant "Friendly's". Especially Fribbles, when they get in her hair.. It is a naturally homosexual animal, and it loves its sister Kate. Salad Fingers and MCalor bring joy to her life. Ok I could go on but I'm tired. pce.
The Bunkasaurus Rex likes Addy Lambert and Marjorie Stewart Baxter.
Bunkasaurus Rex by m&msinmykitchen September 25, 2010

bonkashawn 

oh what’s your cats name? bonkashawn?
bonkashawn by hummususus January 14, 2022

Bonka da Bonkas 

The finest dining you will ever experience. Being of such high class that you are required to be of the utmost stature to dine. 5 Star dining at its finest. Prices will not be listed on the menu.
"Have you ever been to Bonka da Bonkas? Their crabcakes are exquisite."

"Did you see how those people are dressed? I bet they are going to Bonka da Bonkas!"

"Vivian is such a snob. I bet shes always at Bonka da Bonkas."
Bonka da Bonkas by MamaBran March 18, 2014
The love for the dotColin twitch stream
I have a lot of Bonkas
Bonkas by mantleL March 29, 2022

Sussy Bonkas 

When absolutely anything happens in @Tvvat_waffle 's twitch chat.
*insert horny comment* YOU SUSSY BONKAS
Sussy Bonkas by Urchinnn August 17, 2021
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