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Bonjo
A complete bitch
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bonjour • bonjoviswift • bonjo • bonjoe • bonjoir • bonjourhi • Bonjourno • Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) • bonjo boy • bonjo time
bonjo time
bonjo time by Stitcha Booty January 17, 2014
bonjo boy
Term derived from Asia. A boy who has obeys his parents but is still mischievous sometimes, has short hair parting and his hair is always oiled (not gelled) and usually wears checkered clothes and dress pants. Bonjo boys are not to be confused with dorks or nerds as bonjo boys enjoy playing and watching sports and are risk takers too. They are rather unique and very hard to find nowadays. They began in the 80s but their popularity skyrocketed in the 90s and now its very low again. Bonjo Boys are not fat or skinny, they arent muscular either but are healthy. There is no such thing as a Bonjo Man as Bonjo Boys dont have an age group and all males from all ages can be Bonjo Boys.
The Bonjo Boy Population in the world by age
0-7: 75%
8-13: 10%
13-20: 10%
20 and above: 5%
The Bonjo Boy Population in the world by age
0-7: 75%
8-13: 10%
13-20: 10%
20 and above: 5%
Young bonjo
A strong man that likes to fight and is a very clever rapper, young bonjo is a cool talented man who has a bright future of rap coming his way
Young bonjo by Uglyxgod March 13, 2017
Curry Bongo
Curry Bongo by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
Up The Curry Bongo
Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry
Up The Curry Bongo by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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