blognesia

n. The sudden loss of one's past blog entries, either due to "pilot error", or a provider-caused software glitch.

Damn, I was just updating an entry an hour ago, and BAM...I lost the last two months of my stuff! Pure blognesia. Was it my fault, or Blogger's?

by BWB November 19, 2007

boobnesia

boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.

In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.

Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.

by magpad November 19, 2010

Bangnesia

Forgetting how bad bangs look on you and getting them cut again

Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!

by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018

Bagnesia

Forgetting to take your reusable bags to the store.

"Oh, man, here I am at the checkout line without my bags. I must be suffering from bagnesia."

by Tcup May 4, 2010

bongnesia

Forgetfulness after hitting a bong repeatedly, amnesia from bong hits

After arguing for 30 minutes about who hit the bong last, we knew we had a case of bongnesia... bong amnesia smokingweedmarijuana

by homiehouse June 14, 2011

Bangnesia

When you can't remember who you have banged.

When you can't recall how many people you have had sex with.

Wait! I tag teamed you and your brother? I have bangnesia so I don't remember.

by Kaua'i girl May 24, 2017

blongsia

A lovely person with a big heart. Very ambitious and bold in a good way. Has so much skills that you can’t even count them!

“Wow I wish I was Blongsia!”
“Look at Blongsia’s skills!”

by yessirrrrmymy November 21, 2021