blognesia
n. The sudden loss of one's past blog entries, either due to "pilot error", or a provider-caused software glitch.
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boobnesia
boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.
In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.
In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.
Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.
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blognesia • Blogenesia • Bangnesia • Bagnesia • Blogedian • blogesize • blogestapo • blongsia • bongnesia • boobnesia
Bangnesia
Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!
Bangnesia by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018
bongnesia
After arguing for 30 minutes about who hit the bong last, we knew we had a case of bongnesia... bong amnesia smokingweedmarijuana
bongnesia by homiehouse June 14, 2011
Bangnesia
When you can't remember who you have banged.
When you can't recall how many people you have had sex with.
When you can't recall how many people you have had sex with.
Bangnesia by Kaua'i girl May 24, 2017
blongsia
A lovely person with a big heart. Very ambitious and bold in a good way. Has so much skills that you can’t even count them!
blongsia by yessirrrrmymy November 21, 2021
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