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Bangnessa 

Another word for a friendly person who has long straight hair and is bored of her old name.
Hey bangnessa, wanna go drink a bottle of tequila, have few fireball shots, down a fifth of whiskey, pound a 30 pack, have a few martinis, drink an old fashioned, have a margarita, mix in a coors light, drink a rum n coke, pound some gin, then go out to dinner?
Bangnessa by Kukuroo February 18, 2015
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Bangnesia 

Forgetting how bad bangs look on you and getting them cut again
Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!
Bangnesia by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018

Scum bagness 

The art of being a down right rotten scumbag.
The people across the street are full of scum bagness
Scum bagness by Big Daddy D$$ January 23, 2020

Bagnesia 

Forgetting to take your reusable bags to the store.
"Oh, man, here I am at the checkout line without my bags. I must be suffering from bagnesia."
Bagnesia by Tcup May 4, 2010

banglessly 

With notice
E.E. Cummings: "Be careful(touch nothing) or it will disappear banglessly (into sweet the earth)
banglessly by Jennayyyy November 5, 2013

bongnesia 

Forgetfulness after hitting a bong repeatedly, amnesia from bong hits
After arguing for 30 minutes about who hit the bong last, we knew we had a case of bongnesia... bong amnesia smokingweedmarijuana
bongnesia by homiehouse June 14, 2011

Banessa Bagina 

Real name is usually Vanessa and nicknamed Banessa Bagina for her intense use of the outrageous word Vagina.
Banessa Bagina: Vaginaaaaa is deliciouss.
Girl: BANESSA BAGINAAA!
Banessa Bagina: thass me, dont get it twisted.
Banessa Bagina by baginananana October 16, 2008
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