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Boh-ngi-weh

An individual with an alluring aura.

Bongiwe is a strong, influential and stubborn person. Bongiwe can be extremely sensitive, and is loyal to the ones she loves. However, she doesn't have the patience to mess around with people who will only waste her time.
She is extremely passionate and pretty flawless when it comes to exuding confidence. Slightly theatrical. The term "give up" is simply not a part of her vocabulary and no matter how long it takes, she will win the battle.
Simply summed up: She is Beyoncé
Bongiwe is always there to give moral support.
Bongiwe by Sisasenkosi December 20, 2019
Related Words
bongik • bongi • Bonging • Bongeka • bongitis • bongies • bongek • bongie • bongile • bongin

Bongistan 

Slang that originated from /pol/ that is used for Great Britain (mainly England) to emphasise the Muslim immigration. A mix of Britbong and *stan, which is a common suffix for Muslim ex-USSR countries.
Such is life in Bongistan
Bongistan by Valcer February 1, 2016

Bonginkosi

Bongi meaning thank
Nkosi meaning God

A bonginkosi Is always willing and able. Such a gentleman until a real vixen enters his presence

Bonginkosi are gifted in many areas. Especially downstairs. Some may think he has brown suspenders or a hairy brown belt on but in fact it's his tolly.

Bonginkosi has enough charisma to share with all weak minded men.

Shlong so long he has road burns on the head.
Thank God for bonginkosi and his brown belt

Guy one : I wonder where bongi got his belt
Guy two: that's no ordinary belt.. It's his extraordinary penis

Girl one : I'm struggling to find myself a willing man
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man?

Guy one: man, I can never get it right with the ladies
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man
Bonginkosi by Bammbammaroo September 9, 2021
Attenuated word for the sound “bonk”, used as a nickname or as the action of knocking someone out.
“Bro, remember when you were backchatting the lecturer, and he came up and bongked you? What a left hook!”

“That guy looks funny. I’m gonna bongk him”
bongk by un-nokkable October 23, 2019

dick bonging 

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.
My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."
dick bonging by _kris10 May 2, 2015
to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.
ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.
bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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