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1. A gentle / funny way of saying dumb or idiot in Malaysia

2. A village in one of the states in Malaysia

1st coined by Dhiya
1. Gosh. That's so funny. You're such a Bongek
2. Bongek betul orang potong trafik tak bagi signal tadi
Bongek by Kamus Nusantara July 6, 2018
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Dirty Bongers

When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex
I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her

Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers
Dirty Bongers by Chris993 January 14, 2022
Attenuated word for the sound “bonk”, used as a nickname or as the action of knocking someone out.
“Bro, remember when you were backchatting the lecturer, and he came up and bongked you? What a left hook!”

“That guy looks funny. I’m gonna bongk him”
bongk by un-nokkable October 23, 2019
Short for britbong/britbonger, a british person
Go back to bonger land demon
Bonger by Calister Zone October 31, 2021

Bonekemper 

A dominator of all; a professional at pounding puss, slamming clam, and hammering vag; an ultimate partier; the best speed spade player around

The opposite of an amateur
Chas is the ultimate bonekemper, he has been pounding booze and puss all night.
Bonekemper by Alex Piroutek October 21, 2010

Bonekiller 

A word used to describe anything that turns someone off sexually.
"We were just about to make mad monkey sex until she let loose the nastiest fart I've ever smelled... Instant bonekiller."
Bonekiller by Coreytheman111 February 6, 2012
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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