Bong Man

The coolest person in existence.

That kid is cool, but he's no Bong man.

Bong Man by pennykcampbelll January 9, 2009

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Man Bong

The process of putting herbs inside a male's anus, lighting them, and sucking the smoke through the mouth.

We got bored, so we all used Johnny as a man bong.

Man Bong by DK October 21, 2003

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No Man Bong's Ride

The all-new sequel of The Outfriend Adventures! This time starring The Bong and No Man Bong.

No Eye Man: Guys we're going on a ride!
The Bong: Yeah you're right! We're going on a ride!
No Man Bong: Also... wait- *gets shocked* I SEE SOMETHING AHH!!!

No Man Bong's Ride

No Man Bong's Ride by Bluetext6572 March 24, 2026

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Bong Shop Management

i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.

ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.

iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.

i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?

ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.

iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!

Bong Shop Management by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009