Bong Man
Bong Man by pennykcampbelll January 9, 2009
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Bong Man • Bong Shop Management • Man Bong • No Man Bong's Ride • mando bong • bongmanship • bong • bong bong • Bong Water • bong rips
No Man Bong's Ride
No Eye Man: Guys we're going on a ride!
The Bong: Yeah you're right! We're going on a ride!
No Man Bong: Also... wait- *gets shocked* I SEE SOMETHING AHH!!!
No Man Bong's Ride
The Bong: Yeah you're right! We're going on a ride!
No Man Bong: Also... wait- *gets shocked* I SEE SOMETHING AHH!!!
No Man Bong's Ride
No Man Bong's Ride by Bluetext6572 March 24, 2026
Bong Shop Management
i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
Bong Shop Management by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009
mando bong
mando bong by MandoMan111 September 1, 2017
bongmanship
bongmanship by J. Higgins Smoot November 28, 2004
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