bing bung

Bing Bong's bing bung looks so tantalizing, i wanna stick my dick in that hole
by Bluetext6572 July 11, 2025
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Beak

A bird's mouth
Duh that beak ripped my suit.
by Bluetext6572 September 09, 2023
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A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!
Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!
by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024
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A nice theme park where you can meet Doubjrags and relbjaloods and BEJroooocks etc.
There's even a rollercoaster called "Doubjrag's Flaming Mouth"
BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS LAND is a very cool theme park. Rate 10/10 because i could pet the doubjrags because they were friendly.

Inspired by Lonnie Benningfield junior
by Bluetext6572 April 05, 2025
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Big wiener sami

A guy who has a LOOOOOOOONG peen. His peen is 6,61346353153531534318686169431453153834881698614212555816859194154345272188515846193438318483138318379648834257251535315341969831342423153464937818683172524135481688318678643715231534836848648753453752721576496335415646943721828549674557896475214531353475868335488317 meters long.
Someone: Big wiener sami, you slapped my with that long dick!
Big wiener sami: Ohhh sorry.
by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024
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your entoyer kaybored

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A board game that is played by a dice.

It comes with 10 Bejs, 8 Ganbjrastas, 1 Black Ninja and 1 Master Japannoe.
Today im going to buy the board game called "BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS CAPITAL". But first i gotta read the rules. I guess it's in the box of the board game... Btw it costs 10$. I have enough money to buy it.
by Bluetext6572 April 05, 2025
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