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No Man Bong's Ride

The all-new sequel of The Outfriend Adventures! This time starring The Bong and No Man Bong.
No Eye Man: Guys we're going on a ride!
The Bong: Yeah you're right! We're going on a ride!
No Man Bong: Also... wait- *gets shocked* I SEE SOMETHING AHH!!!

No Man Bong's Ride
Last Brutal Sister Flandre Scarlet. a Touhou theme that is remixed from U.N Owen was Her? by COOL&CREATE.
There's also a lot of Black MIDIs about it.
A: Dude i listened to LBSFS and it is so cool!
B: Did you ever listen to Black MIDI LBSFS Extreme Merge 52 Million?
A: No, but it has too much notes
LBSFS by Bluetext6572 March 13, 2026
A rule where when something has two colors, and has a screen, can play Bad Apple

Examples:
1. Playing Bad Apple on a TI-84 calculator
2. Playing Bad Apple on a flipbook
3. Black MIDI Playing Bad Apple 3.5 Million in Piano from Above (i5-8350U Legit Run)
A: Guys i saw Bad Apple on a calculator!
B: I saw it on Piano from Above with 5.1 million notes!
C: Oh well? See Bad Apple!! Black Hole Mode
B: WHAT?!? 78 MILLION NOTES????? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???!!!??
C: By merging other Black MIDIs about Bad Apple
B: IT CANT BE. RULE 86 IS ALSO ON BLACK MIDI.
Rule 86 by Bluetext6572 March 13, 2026
When they insert a metal rod into your dih, to examine it, but it actually causes insane orgasms
Sounding will make you cum a lot so don't try it at home!
Sounding by Bluetext6572 March 5, 2026
Dildo fanatics: *Beats up dildo man*
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*

He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."
Dildo Man by Bluetext6572 December 5, 2025

Bloxd.io 

I like to play Bloxd.io a lot. I cant afford Minecraft so i play this browser ripoff.
Bloxd.io by Bluetext6572 September 2, 2025
A youtuber who likes to do coffin dance memes over cartoons... But that meme is dead he still makes videos about it
Ozyrys sucks. He makes a lot of coffin dance memes but that meme is already dead.
Ozyrys by Bluetext6572 September 2, 2025