Bonester

Where a hipster gets a boner in their tight jeans and it bends down.

HAHA look at that "Bonester!"

by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010

Bonester

u have a big bone

his bonesters sticking out

by goatmancorbz September 21, 2022

tropical bonestorm

a boitsterous sexual act lasting for an extended period. refers to the sexual connotation of being "wet."

Rob and his girlfriend were so loud last night, it sounded like Tropical Bonestorm 2009 in there.

by MadCat11 May 8, 2009

bonster

bon·ster - noun -ˈbän(t)-stər

1) a being of extreme abnormal form

2) a : a being of shocking proportions

b : an anomaly for its kind

3) something bonstrous; especially : something of unnatural or extreme size

Holy fuck! It's a bonster!

by shake riz November 28, 2010

bonestorm

Verb.
Also can be used as bonestormin' or bonestormed.
To have sex with a man, specifically when a woman targets a man's penis (aka bone) and storms that shit.
This is generally a targeted act, though it requires consent from both parties.

Chelsea totally bonestormed that cute mullet boy from the bar last night...he did not have a chance!

"That boy is a babe! I want to bonestorm him!" said Chelsea. "So you are gonna storm his bone?" asked Bonnie. "Yeah his bone in gonna get stormed!" exclaimed Chelsea.

by Chelsea_B December 11, 2009

bonestrong

To have vigorous sex to remind oneself that one is alive.

I was having a hard time with probably having cancer, but then I remembered I could just bonestrong the pain away.

by Veronica Clyde August 1, 2013

boneser

a boner resulting from looking at or thinking about the semi-attractive character Bones from the show of the same name

Man, did you see that episode of Bones last night? I was holdin back a boneser the whole time.

by pdidls April 4, 2009