boneslang

Intercourse; To have sex with or bone.

"John thinks he has a chance to boneslang Jane tonight!"

by Mandy Velez December 9, 2008

bonerang

To have a semi erection.

Jae: "Ahh man, I just saw a couple a fat chicks and I only got a bonerang"

by Vkung June 11, 2009

jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

bonerland

According to Bart Simpson, this country was discovered in 1942 by "some guy."

Edna Krabappel, "our country isn't called America any more. It's Bonerland."

by bumbobway April 9, 2004

Bonedang

When a guy is doing a girl and just as he is abut to come, he pulls out and sticks it into her bum and shoots his load.

I love it when I get to bonedang her and don't end up on the couch for a month.

Then I bonedanged her and she kicked me in the balls.

by dreadwench December 11, 2010

Boneslap

1. Getting owned
2. Owning someone
3. Ham

That ho got boneslapped by Madison. You see that foo?

by Btoolmclufcee May 13, 2011

Bonehang

V.) To hang out, like, totally casually just as friends, but also do you want to bone while we're here?

- I don't think it's a good idea you come to this party, I think it'll be a little awkward between us...

- Oh yeah totally, I wouldn't come that would just ruin both out nights.

- Ok great, we'll catch up sometime soon though.

- Great! But, uh... wanna bonehang before hand?

by bonehangfootballrules March 30, 2009