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Intercourse; To have sex with or bone.

"John thinks he has a chance to boneslang Jane tonight!"

boneslang by Mandy Velez December 9, 2008

Words you can keep

bonerang

To have a semi erection.

Jae: "Ahh man, I just saw a couple a fat chicks and I only got a bonerang"

bonerang by Vkung June 11, 2009

Related Words

boneslang • Boner language • boomslang • bonerang • Boneslap • Bonedang • Bonehang • Bonejangles • bonelands • Bonerhanger

jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

bonerland

According to Bart Simpson, this country was discovered in 1942 by "some guy."

Edna Krabappel, "our country isn't called America any more. It's Bonerland."

bonerland by bumbobway April 9, 2004

Bonedang

When a guy is doing a girl and just as he is abut to come, he pulls out and sticks it into her bum and shoots his load.

I love it when I get to bonedang her and don't end up on the couch for a month.

Then I bonedanged her and she kicked me in the balls.

Bonedang by dreadwench December 11, 2010

Boneslap

1. Getting owned
2. Owning someone
3. Ham

That ho got boneslapped by Madison. You see that foo?

Boneslap by Btoolmclufcee May 13, 2011

Bonehang

V.) To hang out, like, totally casually just as friends, but also do you want to bone while we're here?

- I don't think it's a good idea you come to this party, I think it'll be a little awkward between us...

- Oh yeah totally, I wouldn't come that would just ruin both out nights.

- Ok great, we'll catch up sometime soon though.

- Great! But, uh... wanna bonehang before hand?

Bonehang by bonehangfootballrules March 30, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026