Bonerhanger
The sexual interpretation of a cliffhanger. More dramatic than blue balls - and definitely more dick oriented. When you are conversing with someone who is not present vis a vis on the phone, facetime, etc. and the conversation takes a confusing wrong turn or cuts out or stops completely, this is now commonly known as a Bonerhanger. Think of a situation where your boner is featured in an M. Night Shaymalan movie.
Yo, man I am pissed. I was just having phone sex with my girl - she got me all riled up and right as I was about to come she started moaning about Mercury in retrograde and the signal cut out - it was a total bonerhanger.
Bonerhanger by Noodlyme123 January 15, 2020
