boomslang

1) One of the coolest and scariest snakes in Africa. It venom kills by thinning out the blood, and makes bite victims bleed from every orifice in their body, including eye-sockets.

2)A snake that can kill a grown man with 4mg or less venom.

3) A snake that some total ass-hats keep as a "pet."

I wouldn't hand a boomslang to my worst enemy. Wait. Yes I would.

by LudwigWittgenstein May 14, 2009

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While a man is standing up and receiving oral he suddenly pulls out, spins around in a circle, and whacks her in the face with his member leaving a penis length mark on the side of her cheek and then yells, "BOOMSLANG, BITCH!!"

I was out with my girlfriend last night and she was giving me this great blowjob and then I totally boomslanged her. She still has the marks.

by Pic Blaynun June 23, 2007

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When you put your sac in her face and while doing that you yell.....BOOMSLANGIN!!!!!!

i was maylayin this chick in halo 3 while i yelled BOOMSLANG!!!through the mic.

by connor weakley December 24, 2007

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1. The exclaimation you make, when you open the bathroom door and there is someone already there. origin: game of balderdash. 2. Poisonous australian snake.

(person enters bathroom) "Boomslang!"

by Jurek April 11, 2005

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to have sex in your buddies bed

dre: if you had logan's sun glasses at your crib, why didn't you let me come in and grab them with my spare key?

kevin: cuz i didn't want you boomslangin' in my bed!

by leisa August 10, 2008

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