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bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.
Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?
by daws April 11, 2005
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Bonerizing

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.
That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing
by Julesfools February 25, 2010
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jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
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bonercising

To proceed in doing boner lifts to increase cock muscle and sexual stamina.
Dude bonercising really works my cock grew an inch! Then i jerked off!
by beamerboy and the reverend September 27, 2009
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bonergizing

When you don't jerk off your boner so you can have more energy for activities.
I'm bonergizing for a week so I'm ready for the big game this weekend.
by TeaStand July 28, 2014
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bonering

the period of time starting when you first realize you're excited and ending when you have a complete erection
I started bonering when Julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.
by BBoyStance23 September 3, 2010
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bonerring

a large number of guys giving and recieving anally forming a circle
I heard there was a 50 guy bonerring at the gay club last night
by danbomb July 24, 2008
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