daws's definitions

Blimposaurus

When someone gets so large that the word blimp is just not enough to describe their colossal size, the largest possible person.

Hey, look at that guy, he's SO huge, he's not just a blimp, he's a blimposaurus!

by Daws August 22, 2012

AggroTall

This is a combination of the words Aggressive and Tall, used to describe someone who is quite obviously neither of these attributes.

Man1: Hey there Mr AggroTall (he says looking down upon this short man)
Mr AggroTall: Hello there, would you like a backrub?

by Daws April 22, 2009

SLA

This is used to define an agreement between a service provider and a company.

SLA stands for Service Level Agreement

by Daws April 3, 2009

fruit pastilles friday

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.

Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!

by Daws February 28, 2009

rubbished

When someone is totally and utterly made to feel shit by someone else.

Hey Kevin, you're just shit at everything.
Haha Kevin, you just got totally rubbished.

by Daws February 24, 2009

keke Farmer

This is a description of a gold farmer in the World of Warcraft. These are typically people from eastern regions such as Chinese or Koreans. It literally means happy farmer :)

Player1: I need to buy some gold.
Player2: Go to the keke Farmer's website then :)

Player1: Dude, this keke Farmer is stealing all my mobs with his hunter bot.
Player2: Report him to a GM and get his ass banned!

by Daws January 18, 2008

ottre

A name for someone, who is incredibly odd, and who acts in a strange manner. Ottre is usually substituted as their name. It can be abbreviated into Ott.

Hey, ottre just walked out of class again!!

by daws June 27, 2006