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Bonerizing 

Something or someone that makes you get an erection
That chicks ass is bonerizing
Bonerizing by Mr nipple grinder September 19, 2014

bonerizing 

to have something so cool it makes you have an erection weather with the cock or nipples
that car is bonerizing
bonerizing by justin hellerstedt September 12, 2008

bonergizing 

When you don't jerk off your boner so you can have more energy for activities.
I'm bonergizing for a week so I'm ready for the big game this weekend.
bonergizing by TeaStand July 28, 2014

bonercising

To proceed in doing boner lifts to increase cock muscle and sexual stamina.
Dude bonercising really works my cock grew an inch! Then i jerked off!
the period of time starting when you first realize you're excited and ending when you have a complete erection
I started bonering when Julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.
bonering by BBoyStance23 September 3, 2010

bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.
Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?
bonerising by daws April 11, 2005
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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