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boner job 

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.
Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.
boner job by study of wumbo May 17, 2012

side boner job 

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
side boner job by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

bone job 

A raw deal; a scam. Something rigged with a negative charge for the victim.
That blind date you fixed me up with was a total bone job.

I followed up on a used car I saw advertised in the classifieds but it turned out to be a bone job.
bone job by Pat Ireland July 29, 2005

Bone Job 

Bone+Job (verb) when a woman stores bones in one's mouth from eating boney meat such as chicken or ribs and performs oral sex on a male with the bones still in the mouth.
Guy 1: " Duude Shannon gave me a bone job last night in my camaro!"

Guy 2: " That sounds awful."
Bone Job by KrazyeBone187 March 11, 2009

Bone Job 

Getting fisted by a person missing a hand and using only a job.
She sent elbow with that bone job
Bone Job by wigglebang September 26, 2018

bone job 

That girl Stacy is a total bone job.”
bone job by Litterature March 6, 2024