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Bunsen Boner 

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.
James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.
Bunsen Boner by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021

Bunson Boner 

When a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give mouthy happy time to your gentleman sausage.
Person 1: how did the date with Luna go?

Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.

Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...
Bunson Boner by MrJamalxD May 22, 2014

buns to the bones

An alliterative, PG substitute to "working my ass off".
In short, it's a concerted effort made in order to complete/make/achieve something.
I'll be working my buns to the bones this weekend to get this project done on time.
buns to the bones by redehlert December 12, 2010

bonerbuster 

Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.

Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'
Literal:

Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!

Mobius: What a bonerbuster!

Glenn: Word!

--

Public:

Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!

Mobius: Me too man!

Soup: Me three!

^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!

Soup: You're a sick motherfucker, BrandX!

Mobius: Yeah, you ruined my good mood, you bonerbuster.

Glenn: Get the fuck out. Right fucking now.
bonerbuster by karoz0rz June 21, 2005

bonerbuster 

Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.

Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'
Literal:

Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!

Mobius: What a bonerbuster!

Glenn: Word!

--

Public:

Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!

Mobius: Me too man!

Soup: Me three!

^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!

Soup: You're a sick motherfucker, BrandX!

Mobius: Yeah, you ruined my good mood, you bonerbuster.

Glenn: Get the fuck out. Right fucking now.
bonerbuster by Janus57 June 14, 2005

Bonerbunt 

When you slap your boner so hard your balls fly the opposite way.
I hurt my groin after I did my daily bonerbunt.
Bonerbunt by xxbassistfreakxx August 7, 2011