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Cool boner bro
A suitable way to articulate your lack of interest in a male after he forcibly thrusts his erection in the direction of your butthole whilst spooning with him; also an appropriate response to a photograph of a boner sent via text or E-mail.
An adaption of the infamous cool story bro
An adaption of the infamous cool story bro
Chess: Yeah so I was totes spooning with Seth last night, and he kept pushing his boner into my ass. I was like cool boner bro.
Anke: Dude, I said that when Jack told me he was hard.
Anke: Dude, I said that when Jack told me he was hard.
Cool boner bro by LightningC0bra October 26, 2011
Related Words
bro boner
When your cocked and loaded, condom on, about to bang your bros ex girl, your boner thinks more clearly then you and says no, and retreats like the British in any war ever.
Bro #1 walks out of room in the morning, " bro I almost banged (insert bro) ex last night, she is super dumb and hot,but I couldnt do it." Bro #2" bro boner dude."
bro boner by one who tames strange March 18, 2014
bro-boner
Of or relating to the mutual respect and affectionate regard between "bros" resulting in what is commonly referred to as a bro-boner
bro-boner by Thank Goodness for friendship! April 22, 2014
Bone Bro
Someone who is in a sexual activity with another person without being in a full relationship. It isn't romantic and can be both straight and gay. During the intercourse the word "BONE" is commonly used to show excitement.
boner broth
boner broth by Perchpike January 10, 2012
boner brownies
Brownies with Viagra added into the mix. The eater of these sweet treats will get a stiff erection. Great for pranking your friends!
Dude 1: "Hey I heard you made your class boner brownies?"
Dude 2: "Haha yeah all the guys in my class popped mad bones!"
Dude 1: "What happened to the girls?"
....
Dude 2: "Haha yeah all the guys in my class popped mad bones!"
Dude 1: "What happened to the girls?"
....
boner brownies by Dswiz November 11, 2010
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