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Bonemetal 

Genre of metal music with strong sexual themes. Bonemetal performers will engage in live sex acts with the audience or paid performers whilst singing and playing instruments.
Bonemetal is noted for heavy bass riffs, multiple guitars with synchronising harmonies, repetition of the word 'fuck', and inclusion of orgasm in the song's lyrics.
Bonemetal originated in Sweden in the late 1980s.

Also the name of a Canadian band in the same genre.
Some good bonemetal bands are Bonemetal, Guns That Won The West, Spanktown, and Full Metal Jacket.

The songs 'Hardcore and Begging for More' and 'A Message to the Masses' by Full Metal Jacket are good examples of bonemetal songs.
Bonemetal by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016
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When lying on your back having such a massive erection it’s comparable to the beanstalk from the fairytale Jack & the beanstalk
Whilst watching Matty’s mom exercise, Ad became turned on and his Bonestalk appeared embarrassingly whilst he was bench-pressing at the local gym
Bonestalk by TechNoNotice January 17, 2022

Boneamental 

(Bone-Ah-mental) An erection which serves no sexual purpose
His morning wood was alot like when he got wood wrestling his sister, it was just boneamental...
Boneamental by craBsnatcher May 1, 2011

BonerStalling

When a guy starts hooking up with his girlfriend and gets a boner, but then his girlfriend gets up and wants to leave immediately, so he is stuck with a boner and doesn't want to stand up right away...this is an appropriate time to boner stall
Lucy: Okay John let's go. I have to be home in 5 minutes.

John: Lucy just hang on a second

Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?

John: Yes

John was doing some BonerStalling

Breemetal 

A genre coined by Zombrees for describing any kind of metal music where the singer uses pig-like squeel sounds as words, like "Breeeeeeee, Bree Bree BReEeeeEEEeE!" The sound bree can only be made when growling in a heavy and low tone using your breesaphogus.
My dad hates when I play Breemetal in the family stationwagon.
Breemetal by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008

bonermeal 

Person #1: Hey bro, got any bonermeal I can borrow?
Person #2: Uh, what is this "bonermeal' u speak of?
Person #1: Dude, is this the first time you've played Minecraft?
Person #2: Yeah, actually...
Person #1: Simply put, it's what the Minecraft community calls bonemeal!
Person #2: Oh.. I get it? Yeah, I got some to give you...

Upo (@Bonesteal)

Hey you look like like an Upo (@Bonesteal)