Dalyena's definitions
Blue T-Days are the two days in the week that start with "T" as in Tuesday and Thursday, those are the days you wear blue underwear or panties.
Girl:"What is today???"
Guy:"Hold on let me check." *glances down at their underwear real quick* "Tuesday or Thursday."
Girl:"Blue T-Days?"
Guy:"Yep."
Girl:"Oh."
Guy:"Hold on let me check." *glances down at their underwear real quick* "Tuesday or Thursday."
Girl:"Blue T-Days?"
Guy:"Yep."
Girl:"Oh."
by Dalyena October 26, 2015
Get the Blue T-Daysmug. Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with
(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."
(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."
(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."
by Dalyena October 26, 2015
Get the Douche monkeymug. Main example* Spooning....
Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."
Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."
by Dalyena December 20, 2014
Get the Awkward bonementmug.