boredome 

1. The act of becoming bored while receiving fellatio, usually due to a lack of stimulation, imagination, skill or experience on the part of the fellator.

2. The act of becoming bored while performing fellatio, usually due to an inordinately long duration before climax.

1. Dude, I got boredome from Tiffany so bad last night. She said she wanted to make it extra dry for me. I think there's a scar now.

2. Never give John a blowjob. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was on the TV in the background. Director's cut. I think all three finished before he did. Worst case of boredome ever.

boredome by phallocentrictyranny July 10, 2009

boredom 

If your only reading up on this because your bored, add a thumbs up!

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(>.<) DUST BUNNIE ATE MY SOCKS!!!!
(boredom)

boredom by Tasha. A. (LoV3) June 21, 2008

Projectile boredom 

Constantly yawning due to boredom.

Kurt got a case of projectile boredom today in the accounting lecture.

Projectile boredom by Kurdtav January 2, 2011

keyboard boredom 

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

keyboard boredom by Tad Strange December 16, 2015

dying of boredom 

When you are literally about to die. When you are so bored you are watching air particles move around in circles. When you're gonna DIE! When you google dying of boredom. Because you could. When you for the first time define something in urban dictionary.

Me when I'm dying of boredom.

dying of boredom by meugler August 21, 2011

Boredom Jerk 

An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.

"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."

Boredom Jerk by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009

boredom 

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.

I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?

boredom by Z October 3, 2004