bonduke

Someone that comes off as containing 65 levels of IQ, childish and play full in social senecios but, actually happens to be very very intelligent and if not the most intelligent in the room.

Dory: I thought Bob was uneducated and seemed like someone that wouldn't spend his free time learning and expanding his knowledge of horizon by the way he acted, until he talked about metaphysics which he was well informed about. Surprisingly

Billy: Yeah, Bob has to be a Bonduke, he can do it all.

bonduke by Bobby and Billy . February 1, 2022

Bondumentary 

A term made for a documentary-style recording of videos and interviews during a bondage/fetish shoot. Not just for adult entertainment, but to inform and educate about the people within the videos.

That History of Shibari movie was interesting. It wasn't porn, it was a bondumentary.

Bondumentary by BondDave August 15, 2011

Bonduel Beartrap 

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.

Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

Bonduel Beartrap by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009

Bonduel Meat Fest 

Since all of the "good women" have been "taken" by the time they are 15 years old, a common practice in Bonduel is for the men to get together in the gravel drive of the trailer park and bond. The Bonduel Meat Fest generally starts with innocent beer drinking and trash talking but ends with strange homo-erotic sausage stuffing challenges.

Guy 1: ..."and I said that is a dead parrot mother fucker!"
Guy 2: "Wow, that is some awesome shit."
Guy 3: "Fucking a, you are awesome"
Guy 4: "Yes, you are awesome"
Guy 5: "You are awesome too"
Guy 6: "Living in the Bonduel trailer park is awesome."
Guy 7: "Really awesome, who wants to pack some meat?"
Guys: "Time to stuff some sausage, it is a Bonduel Meat Fest!"

Bonduel Meat Fest by Semen Collector April 3, 2009

bodukeing 

To drive one's car off road in a fast manner.

"Dude, we totally went bodukeing in the Nova last night."

bodukeing by niggateets September 15, 2011

boduker 

a pair of pants or shorts that are so tight they wad your nuts up like Bo Duke as on Dukes of Hazard.

Damn man, how do you walk in those Bodukers?

boduker by M D December 27, 2003