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(Other known as Bond)
This is when you bone somebody like crazy while shwasted & blasted.
On some occasions bond/bonded may just simply mean, boned/fucked/nailed/screwed/pounded.

The bottom line of the "act of bonding" is when you take a bitch to pound town & bond the hell out of her.
" dude i bonded this chick so hard last weekend"

" I want to bond her so bad but she wants to stay a virgin"
Bonded by knr7 November 14, 2011
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Bonded By Blood 

1) The first album by the almighty 80`s thrash metal band Exodus.
2) A popular song by the aforementioned band.
3) A somewhat underground thrash metal band from california inspired musically by the aforementioned band.
1) I was listening to Bonded by Blood last night, it`s a classic album
2) If you like Exodus, Listen to the song Bonded by Blood
3) I just saw Bonded by Blood last night, they were really good.
Bonded By Blood by tdkuta1008 March 2, 2011

bonded labour

A person becomes a bonded labourer when their labour is demanded as a means of repayment for a loan. It is the most widely used method of enslaving people around the world.
Bonded labourers are forced to work to repay debts their employer says they owe, and they are not allowed to work for anyone else.
bonded labour by tarreznom December 1, 2014

James Bonded 

While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.
Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!
James Bonded by dilly_daly January 7, 2015

calendar-bonded 

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)
"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"
calendar-bonded by Blamtastical February 11, 2015

David Bonded 

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded
David Bonded by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021

sexually bonded brothers 

two brothers that have bonded sexually hence the name

they can do so by having anal sex with each other

one can achieve this by fetus fish their brother from there mothers vagina
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